Dripping Yellow Madness
tastefullyoffensive:

[deathbulge]

delilahdiscord:

chraystmaseve:

omgoswin:

kylesbogusjourney:

Female privilege is getting to claim a headache to avoid sex.

Female oppression is having to claim physical illness to avoid sex because men won’t take a simple fucking “no” for an answer.

Female oppression is men being so entitled that they think being denied sex is oppressive.

 #OOOO FUCKING OWND YOU GOT FUCKING SLAM DUNKED SON YOU’RE GONNA NEED LIKE TEN FEDORAS TO COVER THAT BRUISE FUCKNUTS

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Gone Girl trailer reaction

Three questions.

1. Why is Tyler Perry in this?

2. Why do all of David Fincher’s movies look like he pissed on the lens?

3. Why is Tyler Perry in this? 

davidandthat:

surprisingly accurate.

davidandthat:

surprisingly accurate.

danisnottouchingbutts:

i wish platonic kissing was a thing like “hey friend you’re feeling sad let’s makeout”

Wouldn’t that just make kissing lose all meaning?

sammywise-the-brave:

i found poptarts 

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"unfrosted" 

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